The Great Adventures of Bel Fiore EDITTED and an Ode to Kyle

February 28 February 26 - 28
11:47 pm Kyle started compiling DVD

March 1
9:00 am Kyle still compiling DVD
12:00 pm Kyle still compiling DVD
3:30 Application is filled (coffee run)
3:47 Passports photocopied
5:00 pm Kyle still compiling DVD
7:00 pm Alice makes Kyle dumplings and noodles while he compiles DVD
7:33 Kyle starts burning DVD
8:17 Tim and Alice go to Target
8:30 Tonya calls FedEx to ask about overnight. THEY CLOSE AT 9:00 PM.
8:32 Tonya calls Alice in tears
8:38 DVD finishes burning
8:46 Tim and Alice arrive back at the dorms after unsuccessfully reaching Target
9:02 Realized we did not reach FedEx in time
9:03 Continued onward to the airport FedEx
9:17 Realized we didn't have money orders
9:30 Arrived at Walgreens. Failed to get money orders
9:37 Arrived at Giant Eagle. GOT MONEY ORDERS
9:41 Drove past airport, GOT LOST.
9:45 SAW A FEDEX TRUCK. Followed it.
9:50 Arrived at FedEx. IT CLOSED AT 9:45. LIKE, REALLY? REALLY???
9:53 Ran to neighboring UPS store. Rejected.
9:57 Went back to FedEx. Tonya calls FedEx helpline. Kyle cries Kyle transforms into Superman and flips over a car. Alice runs into the FedEx truck field.
9:59 Alice finds a truck driver and begs. Truck driver radios a worker inside the FedEx building. WORKER AGREES TO OPEN THE DOOR TO TALK TO US.
10:00 FedEx worker rejects us. SYSTEMS ARE SHUT OFF. OVERNIGHT PLANE ABOUT TO LEAVE.
10:01 WE POUT.
10:02 She realizes we are applying for a competition. Takes Kyle's credit card and runs in to the building with no promises.
10:04 Alice checks on the plane. THE ENGINE IS ON AND THE LADY IS RUNNING TO THE PLANE.
10:05 FedEx lady comes back out and tells us...
MISSION SUCCESSFUL.
10:06 Kyle cried again. Kyle roared in victory, volunteered at a soup kitchen, and saved a burning house.
10:11 Got celebratory Burger King.

An Ode to Kyle
Kyle.
Brave. Blonde like cheese.
Tall. Has Justin Beiber's haircut Inspired Justin Beiber's haircut.
The master of DVD compilation. The master of all.
Run Kyle, run! Run into the wilderness of life!
Let your ping pong ball soar!
May your dedication to making DVDs be known all over the world!
May your style make people smile and your height help cats stuck in trees!
May you fight evil with your endpin and may you overcome Cheese and D!
May the soundtrack to "Up" guide you throu--SQUIRREL--
Kyle.
Brave. Blonde like cheese.
He did not cry.

The Great Adventures of Bel Fiore

Synopsis: Kyle Price, Tonya Burton, Hanna Cooper, and Alice Hong are applying for music camps as a quartet. They spent 16 hours recording in a church and lived off of leftover pork buns and Jimmy John's. The arrival deadline of the application is March 2.

February 28
11:47 pm Started compiling DVD

March 1
9:00 am Still compiling DVD
12:00 pm Still compiling DVD
3:30 Application is filled (coffee run)
3:47 Passports photocopied
5:00 pm Still compiling DVD
7:00 pm Alice makes Kyle dumplings and noodles while he compiles DVD
7:33 Kyle starts burning DVD
8:17 Tim and Alice go to Target
8:30 Tonya calls FedEx to ask about overnight. THEY CLOSE AT 9:00 PM.
8:32 Tonya calls Alice in tears
8:38 DVD finishes burning
8:46 Tim and Alice arrive back at the dorms after unsuccessfully reaching Target
9:02 Realized we did not reach FedEx in time
9:03 Continued onward to the airport FedEx
9:17 Realized we didn't have money orders
9:30 Arrived at Walgreens. Failed to get money orders
9:37 Arrived at Giant Eagle. GOT MONEY ORDERS
9:41 Drove past airport, GOT LOST.
9:45 SAW A FEDEX TRUCK. Followed it.
9:50 Arrived at FedEx. IT CLOSED AT 9:45. LIKE, REALLY? REALLY???
9:53 Ran to neighboring UPS store. Rejected.
9:57 Went back to FedEx. Tonya calls FedEx helpline. Kyle cries. Alice runs into the FedEx truck field.
9:59 Alice finds a truck driver and begs. Truck driver radios a worker inside the FedEx building. WORKER AGREES TO OPEN THE DOOR TO TALK TO US.
10:00 FedEx worker rejects us. SYSTEMS ARE SHUT OFF. OVERNIGHT PLANE ABOUT TO LEAVE.
10:01 WE POUT.
10:02 She realizes we are applying for a competition. Takes Kyle's credit card and runs in to the building with no promises.
10:04 Alice checks on the plane. THE ENGINE IS ON AND THE LADY IS RUNNING TO THE PLANE.
10:05 FedEx lady comes back out and tells us...

MISSION SUCCESSFUL.

10:06 Kyle cried again.
10:11 Got celebratory Burger King.

The package arrived at 12:50 pm today.
We are epic.
HAPPY SPRING BREAK EVERYONE!