HELP ME EAT FOOD

The food-related remnants of last night:

- A tub full of Kettle's Honey Dijon chips, Lay's Sour Cream and Onion chips, and Lay's Wavy Original chips.
- Lay's French onion dip.
- An unopened bag of mint Oreos I forgot to take out.
- An unopened bag of Chip's Ahoy white chocolate/milk chocolate chip cookies
- Watermelon. Lots of watermelon.
- A box of fruit popsicles
- As well as Mayfield snow cream popsicles
- A box worth of Papa John's leftover pizza with the works
- Halves of two different kinds of cake, one homemade and one from Mozart bakery
- A liter of Coke.
- A gallon of Minute Maid fruit punch.
- Half a bag of Jetpuff star-shaped marshmellows
- A tub of mini mint candies.
- A bag of red, white, and blue gummy rings.

Help. Help me.